Proper Response Syndrome

I am a person who is quite witty. I am not saying this being it is a personal observation: I am re-iterating this statement made by educators, family, and peers alike.
That being said, I am a person who has been so wrongfully labeled "sarcastic."
Now, I personally believe that this label is rather harsh, and, quite frankly, down-right cruel!
That is why I have devised a new form of terminology when referring to a quick-witted person entitled: Proper Response Syndrome.
How can you blame someone for calling you out, when all you want is for people to be honest with you. Make up your mind. Do it quickly, because I do not hesitate.
Let me elaborate.
Someone who is not the sharpest nail in the coffin has been labeled slow, or half-witted. This is an inaccurate label. Try Inadequacy Syndrome.
Someone who is a mute: Scared Shitless Syndrome.
Someone who has trouble remembering things. Not Alzheimer's: Brain Fart Syndrome.

The list goes on my com padres. The point that I am making is that for one person to get dubbed a label that represents a hideous meaning is no fair to the occupant of the title. I am well aware that we the people make the labels what they are; case and point the word "gay." Although VERY true, that fact still remains that labels are a sense of cruel and unusual punishment that has been a mechanism levied by mankind to suppress their fellow brothers.
I personally believe that once the lesson is learned, we will all live better.
Hell, Proper Response Syndrome is what we all need. It reminds you of what it is: The Real.
Call it rambling, I don't give a fuck. I just love it this way.
Take it or Leave it. But don't sleep with it, because you have to wake up to it in the morning. Do you really want to see ugliness in the flesh?
I take that back; for if you are a label-er, than you do, EVERY TIME you look into a reflective device.